Coffee, Tea, or Dropping a Technicolor Yawn
Milo discusses a BBC report about how it may be a bad idea to drink coffee to sober up.
“The reason is not, as you may suspect, that drinking coffee may make one look un-English, but that the caffeine makes one feel more sober but without counteracting the bad side effects of the booze.”
A passage from the quote above gave me pause. “…drinking coffee may make one look un-English,…” You mean there are actually people who give a crap about the opinion of others while hung over? That shows dedication!

December 9th, 2009 at 6:14 pm
An old, old saying (ancient even when I was a lad) goes “Give a drunk a cup of coffee and all you have is a wide-awake drunk.”
And so the truth is discovered again…
December 9th, 2009 at 8:54 pm
If alcohol gave you the hangover right away, and you felt like a million dollars the next morning, it wouldn’t be considered fit for human consumption.
December 10th, 2009 at 5:48 am
One should keep a stiff upper lip even whilst casting up one’s accounts.
December 10th, 2009 at 7:06 am
It has never been said better, Milo!