I have always liked the look of the grosse messer sword for some reason.  I think it is due to the fact that it is so utilitarian.  A tool for the working man, instead of a knightly implement.

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Looks like these bad boys have seen some use.

Can anyone name them all?

What happens when hot brass falls down a tank top?

(WARNING:  Foul language alert!)

Obviously, this is why I never wear tank tops at the range.

A knife fighter I am not, but I can open a wine bottle!

To all of my readers who think that this picture isn’t honest, I say that you are right.

I never developed a taste for coffee, and won’t touch the stuff.

Stabby, stabby!  Pa-chow, pa-chow!

I STAND CORRECTED!

Thanks to reader Sam L for doing the research on this question, or at least punting it to someone who knows.  It seems that there are, indeed fully functional pink knives to be had.

$12.95 USD to own, and another $300.00 co-pay for the emergency room visit so the nurse can splint your pinkie.

$18 USD and it is yours!