What do you do when your significant other says it is over?
Some of us eat ice cream while wallowing in depression.
Some of us drink a beer or two while wallowing in depression.
Apparently, some of us also get so drunk that they flash some forbidden flesh at police officers while screaming for the cops to ravish them.
(Sorry, I don’t have a picture for that. Which is probably all for the best!)
Please be advised that clicking that last link will lead to the news article, but the article also has some video imbedded in the page that is most assuredly Not Safe For Work! You have been warned.
It seems that a previously respected lawyer was so despondent over the news that her boyfriend broke up with her that she went on a booze-fueled rampage. When police were summoned, the rampage took a bawdier turn.
The woman at the heart of the incident is afraid that her reputation will be besmirched when news gets around of how she exposed herself to Johnny Law in public. Gee, ya think?
She has since sobered up, and is trying to put a philosophical spin on things.
“Everybody has something like this happened to them,” the lawyer reasoned, …
Not me! That’s my story, and I’m sticking to it!
Those must have been some seriously brave popoes. If something like that was throwing its panties in my direction, I’d be running hard in the getaway mode.
It makes angry break-up sex look positively benign.
“Not me! That’s my story, and I’m sticking to it!”
Which specific element of this incident are you claiming no experience with? 😉
The public rampage, of course!