“What Was It Like Shooting Full Auto For The First Time?”

September 20th, 2017

It was a lot like this.

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The first fully automatic firearm I ever put through it’s paces was an M3 Grease Gun.

Found the pic at this truly excellent article about the firearm at Guns.com.  Click that mouse if you want the lowdown on the design.

How was it?  Amazing!  Slow rate of fire, easily controllable, just a blast to shoot.  Not particularly accurate, but it is a submachine gun!  And an old one at that!

What was my second full auto experience?  The same gentleman who owned the M3 stepped back from the shooting bench and let me try my hand with his Uzi.

Another old gun.  This one had been manufactured about 1960 or so, and had the wooden stock instead of the folding wire stock.  Don’t ask me where he had gotten his hands on it.

So how was it?  After the M3 it was kind of meh, actually.  Can’t really say why.  It was more accurate than the M3, significantly so, and had a faster cyclic rate.

Maybe that was why I wasn’t too keen.  The Uzi burned through the magazine faster, so I had less fun time before running out of gun food.

“What Is It With The .25 ACP, Anyway?”

September 20th, 2017

I was recently asked the question that became the title for this post.  Just to set the tone …

“What is it about the .25 ACP, anyway?”

What did they mean?  Mainly they were wondering why such a puny cartridge could be considered a self defense round for more than a century.  Isn’t the .25 ACP an under powered, under performing example of a waste of time?  Too small to hunt even small game like squirrels, and yet it is supposed to be proof against an enraged criminal?

Well, they have a point.  The .22 Long Rifle round is considered to be perfect for small game like rabbits, and it is decidedly superior in ballistics when compared to the .25 ACP.  Here is the ballistic info for the .25 and the .22 as taken from the Winchester ammunition online page.

.25 ACP = 64 ft/lbs muzzle energy

.22 LR = 80 ft/lbs muzzle energy

(Yes, I notice that the Winchester page lists the .22 Long Rifle round as having more energy and velocity at 100 yards than at the muzzle.  Don’t ask me why, I didn’t write it.  If I had, it probably would have been right!)

This seems counter intuitive to most as the .25 ACP has a larger and heavier bullet than the .22 Long Rifle.  But, larger and heavier aside, it is also moving slower.  It doesn’t help matters any that the barrels that are usually used to shoot the .25 ACP are most often rather short.

That is where the great advantage of the round comes in to play.  It is so small and under powered that really small guns can be made which employs the round.  And by small I mean teensy-tiny, itsy-bitsy, virtually doll sized.

Did I mention the guns are really, really small?  Because that is the only actual advantage to this caliber.  It is perfect as an emergency arm that can be tucked away in some unobtrusive place, unnoticed and unseen.  People who are concerned about carrying guns that are almost impossible to spot call this “deep concealment”, and it is the only advantage small autos chambered for the .25 ACP have over other guns.

Oh, wait, did I say that small size is the ONLY advantage?  Because there is another, and that is cost.  As long as one is not concerned about durability, a .25 auto can be had pretty cheap.  When I was working for the police way back when, these sort of firearms were informally referred to as “pimp guns” by the uniformed officers because it seems that people in that profession always had one when they were arrested.

This is certainly due to their minuscule sticker price.  Even if some street level criminal lost the gun when frisked during the arrest, what of it?  A brand new, factory fresh gun can be had for a bit more than $100.00 USD today, maybe even less if it was stolen.  They could probably replace the loss a few minutes after being released on bail.  It is as close to a disposable firearm there is!

So where did the round come from?  The .25 ACP was developed by legendary American gun designer John Moses Browning.

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I can’t say for sure as to his motivation, but it seems to me that it was a project he undertook just to discover how small he could build a semi-automatic handgun that had similar ballistics to the .22 Long Rifle cartridge.  As one can see by glancing at the Winchester data he didn’t really achieve what he was going for, as the .25 ACP is about 20% weaker than the .22 Long Rifle.

Even so, he managed to create something that the public wanted to buy.  In Europe, where small under powered guns were always popular, sales were pretty respectable with the introduction of the FN M1905.  In the United States, where large caliber revolvers ruled, it took a bit longer before gun manufacturing behemoth Colt took notice.  They started marketing almost the exact same design as the Colt 1908 Vest Pocket, and you can read a very good article about the gun right here.

One of the things the author of the linked article touches upon is why the public wanted to buy such a puny, anemic, inadequate gun in such numbers.  I think a good part of the appeal was that the gun was seen as science fiction come to life.

Wait, did I say “science fiction“?  But autoloading firearms have been around for, like, forever!  What is so special about another one, even one so small?

To answer that question we have to go back a bit, back even before the 20th Century got started.

The very first commercially successful automatic pistol is the Borchardt C-93.

Originally offered in 1894 it was an incredible and amazing advance for the day, evoking the Victorian ideals of progress and mechanical technology that could solve any problem.  The gun would not look out of place on the hip of a steampunk explorer.

I mentioned that the Borchardt was the first commercially successful automatic handgun, but only a bit more then 3,000 were ever produced.  A success, sure, but not a huge success. Most people at the time looked at the C-93 as a fad, something where only early adopters would be spending money.  And that was a pretty fair assessment of the gun, actually.

A few years later the German firearms manufacturer Mauser started selling their C96, otherwise known as the Broomhandle Mauser.  It is a gun whose outline is instantly recognizable to just about anyone who has even a passing interest in firearm design.

Whereas the Borchardt sold a little more than 3,000 units, Mauser manufactured over one million!  Firearm firms in other countries, most notably in Spain and China, made a fair bit of coin churning out uncounted copies of the design.  The Borchardt might be seen as a success, the Broomhandle Mauser was a monster hit!  All of a sudden, it didn’t seem so outlandish an idea to rely on automatic handguns for defense.

The C96 really didn’t fit well with American ideas of what makes a good handgun, but good old John Moses Browning stepped up with the FN M1900.  This was the first production handgun which used a slide.

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This was also enormously popular.  Production for the gun ceased in the West after a mere 11 years, but about 700,000 were produced in that time.

So the beginning of the 20th Century saw a vast array of automatic handguns hitting the market.  New designs, new cartridges, new ways of doing things.  The future had arrived like a thunderclap!

Small guns chambered for the .25 ACP were kind of swept along by this enthusiastic tide.  Fabrique Nationale first started selling the gun in 1906, before any major military force had made the wholehearted change from revolvers to automatic handguns.  People who bought .25’s seemed to be enthralled by the increased firepower that autoloaders had over wheelguns.  It didn’t seem to matter if an effective caliber was employed if one could pepper their attacker with multiple shots, and when empty slap a fresh magazine in the gun and keep shooting.

Oddly enough, the French started to issue handguns chambered for the .25 ACP to their police in the years before WWI.  Known as the Melior 6.35, it was usually seen in the hands of back country gendarmes where serious shoot outs with dangerous criminals were extremely unlikely.

I don’t have much information on the gun or the manufacturer, but it appeared to be an experiment on the effectiveness of autoloaders in the hands of the police.  An experiment which failed, as the police in France were typically issued revolvers until some time after 1990.

Okay, so that is peace time.  Did .25 autos play any major role in the world wars?  Not exactly, although they were around.

.25’s were extremely popular in the trenches of World War I.

The idea seemed to be that it was perfect if one was captured by the enemy.  As the gun was so small that it was unlikely to be found during a casual search, it would be ready at hand when the time came to stage a prison break.  So far as I have been able to determine this never actually happened, although I’m sure that someone got shot by a .25 some time during that terrible conflict.  After all, soldiers were arming themselves with makeshift clubs they made out of whatever was lying around so they could bash in the head of the enemy when invading a trench.

It just seems incredible that someone, somewhere didn’t try shooting someone with whatever they had at hand.  Even if it was a puny, underpowered .25 auto.

The .25 ACP survived pretty much intact through WWI and WWII, filling that unique niche as being the smallest widely available autoloading pistol.  People still bought them for defense, and it was probably a Godsend for those who had little money and lived in crime infested neighborhoods.  After all, it was a great deal better than nothing at all!

And that is why they are still manufactured and purchased today.  It is either because someone needs a really tiny gun, or because someone can’t afford something better.

That would pretty much be it so far as the lowly .25 ACP is concerned, but there is one side note that I should mention.  Back in the 1950’s or 1960’s, an Italian named Lercker designed and built a machine pistol chambered for the .25 ACP cartridge.

What is a machine pistol?  It is a handgun that shoots like a machine gun.  Full auto!  BBRRAAPP!!!

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There isn’t a great deal of information about this gun, except that the Italian police confiscated all of them but for one or two that are in museums.  You can find an article about the Lercker at the excellent Forgotten Weapons website.  Worth your time to click the link and give it a read.

To wrap this up, one may ask if I ever recommended a .25 auto to one of my students.  The answer is that I did not, but I wouldn’t actively try to discourage them if they chose one for defense.  As all of my students were extremely poor, I realized that it was the best that a lot of them could do.

This Got My Goat

September 9th, 2017

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A Bit Too Spicy For Their Tastes

September 7th, 2017

There is an American fast food restaurant named Taco Bell, which is known for Tex-Mex themed comfort food sold at a good price.

A recent news article in the New York Post reports that a late night armed robbery at a Taco Bell in Cleveland, Ohio went very badly for the erstwhile stick up artists when three of the five employees working the midnight shift were armed.  One robber was left at the scene, gasping his last, while the others beat a hasty retreat.

Police say that no arrests were made of the fast food wage slaves, which is as it should be.

It Has Been A Long Time Coming

August 15th, 2017

Long time readers know that I spent half of my life on my charity home security/self defense course for violent crime survivors.

It took a great deal of my time, and just about every penny of my available cash.  But I always tried to keep a social life of some kind going.  This was rather difficult.

Lack of time and money meant that dating was not going to happen, and I have long since given up on any hope of building a family.  But for many years I did manage to keep involved with a circle of friends through a weekly gaming group.  I would host the session at whatever house I was renting at the time, and provide a dinner to further sweeten the deal.  A whole lot of dice were thrown, a whole lot of orcs were slain, and the home fires were kept burning.

Besides the regularly scheduled gaming group, I also made sure to take a week off every year to attend a gaming convention.  My favorite was Gen Con, the largest tabletop gaming convention in North America.  For more than two decades, this formula managed to keep my sanity, and discharged a lot of stress.

But time marches on.  I might not have had time for a family, but the same could not be said of the other members of the gaming group.  Little by little, year by year, they drifted away.  New members would be recruited, but never enough to cover the losses.  Eventually the weekly group was suspended due to lack of players, and it never started up again.

I still had the conventions, though they too started to fade.  My profession was as a computer operator, a job where mainframe computers are monitored so that programs can be started in the right sequence and on the right time.

There certainly was a need for such back in the 1980’s when I started, but advances in computer programs and hardware means that there are fewer positions to go around every year.  It became harder and harder to find jobs, and the pay kept shrinking.  I had to give up Gen Con for local conventions in order to save on travel and hotel expenses, and eventually I had to give up on vacations altogether in order to keep the charity course going.

That was eleven years ago.

Things have changed.  I moved to Texas from Ohio, got a job with the state government that has nothing to do with running mainframes, and found that my charitable services weren’t needed in the land where I now make my home.  I’m not rolling in dough, but debts are being paid off and I am considering purchasing a house instead of renting all the time.  I have also decided to take a vacation after more than a decade.

Where am I going?  It seems that Gen Con 2017 is celebrating its 50th year, and I think that it is time to try and rediscover some of the old magic.

And miracle of miracles, two of my old gaming group are coming along for the ride!  One of them is here in Texas, and the other still lives in Ohio.  In a few hours I’ll pick up my fellow Texan for the long 18 hour drive, and the Ohio dweller will meet us tomorrow outside of  the convention center in Indianapolis.  It will seem like old times!

I met a lot of people over the decades at Gen Con, but I doubt I will be able to renew old acquaintances.  Reports say that this will be the biggest the convention has ever been, and it was hardly sparsely populated in days gone by.

So now, if you will excuse me, I have to go and save the day, rescue the princess, and perform other feats of daring do.  Stand back while I roll to hit!

Don’t Go In There!

August 15th, 2017

Don’t worry, I didn’t.

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SSHHH!!! They Are Sleeping!

August 15th, 2017

Sleeping sperm whales.  Click pic for bigger.

Here We Go Again

August 15th, 2017

Three years ago, I suffered an attack by an enraged canine.  My own dog, Chris, took the brunt of the damage protecting me and his small companion dog, Fuzzball.

The small dog, Fuzzball, is unfortunately no longer with us.  He suffered a stroke last year, and had to be put down.

But I have added a new dog to the pack, another rescue from the streets.  His name is Pete the Puppy.

I suppose I’m just an old softy when it comes to dogs.

The neighbors were moving, and had agreed to keep a few dogs owned by their kids while they packed up.  One of them tunneled under the fence separating our yards during the night.  When Chris and Pete were let outside in the morning, they were attacked!

As usual. Chris stepped in and got the worst of it.

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I Think This House Is Mad At Me

July 30th, 2017

It reminds me of something ….

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Look Out Behind You!

July 2nd, 2017

I wonder what the guy in the hat is up to?  Where is his right hand?

That’s okay, I think I figured it out.

The picture is from a German movie titled Freddy unter fremdem Sternen (1959), which translates to Freddy under strange Stars.  The oily simp wearing the black hat (a dead giveaway) is played by Dieter Eppler, an actor who has 128 credits to his name.  Highly prolific, he portrayed characters in movies, TV, and even radio.  The picture above might not be the best representation of what kind of roles he filled, as he was usually cast as the dashing military hero.  He died in 2008 at the ripe old age of 81.

In Freddy under strange Stars he played the bad guy.  Big shock, right?

The winsome lass with the fiercely stoic expression is the German actress Vera Tschechowa, whose main claim to fame outside of her native land is that she was seen on the arm of Elvis Presley briefly while he was stationed in Germany during his military service.  But why would he spend the precious time he was allowed off base with some virtually unknown actress?

Yeah, that’s a mystery alright.  I don’t think we will ever be able to puzzle that one out.

Freddy under strange Stars was filmed about the same time that Elvis was pitching woo to Vera, and it was a box office smash.  It was the top money making movie in Germany in 1960.

So why in the world am I talking about forgotten Teutonic melodramas?  Have I suddenly developed a craving for bad movies set in Canada where everyone inexplicably speaks German?

No, not really.  I was wondering how influential German cinema was when it came to vampires, and I came across mention of a terrible Italian/German vampire flick titled The Slaughter of the Vampires (1962).  (Click on that last link for a nifty blog write up of the film.)  Seems that Dieter Eppler, the same leering perv as seen above, also played a suave undead count who slipped a fang into many a mesmerized hottie.

What I can’t figure out is why the vampire only put the nosh on women.

Another mystery!